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Q: What's the worst vegtable to have in a boat?
A: A leek!
Tagan - 12 - SOUTH AFRICA
Q: What did the mummy say when he got hurt?
A: "I want my mummy!"
Alison - 10 - UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
Q: What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A: "You run ahead and i will ketchup later!"
India - 7 - IRELAND
Q: On your left are 3 Ostriches. On your right is a herd of gazelles being chased by a lion. In front of you are 4 deer. Behind you are 5 stampeding horses. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
A: Get off the Merry-Go-Round!
Zach - 10 - CANADA
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke".
Marnie - 6 - UNITED KINGDOM

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