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Q: What do you give to a sick pig?
A: Lot's of oinkment!
Anthony, 8, United States
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Yoo, 6, China
Q: What do you call a surprised turtle?
A: Shell, shocked.
Liv, 11, United States
Q: What do hogs call in an emergency?
A: Swine-1-1!
Olivia, 11, United States
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus?
A: Porkypine!
Anna, 12, United States
Q: Which moon never gets hungry?
A: The full moon.
Michael, 14, South Africa
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