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Q: What did the mommy buffalo say to her son?
A: Bison!
Christopher, 10 (USA)
Q: If Washington's wife went to Washington while Washington's washwoman washed Washington's woolies, how many W's are there in all?
A: None. There aren’t any W's in "all."
Emma, 13 (USA)
Q:How was the quarter smarter than the penny?
A: The quarter had more cents!
Courtney, 9 (USA)
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t have any guts!
Jasmine, 8 (USA)
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on.
Daniel, 9 (Canada)
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