About an Idea Seeker - Riley
Riley is an Idea Seeker Diplomat with a one-of-a-kind story: he's a talking dog! His mother was dog napped from her home when she was pregnant and taken to a laboratory for scientific research. The experiments that the scientists performed on Riley's mother when the pups were not yet born gave him the ability to walk and talk like a human. But only kids and Idea Seeker adults can hear him; around everyone else he just acts like a regular dog. Today, Riley lives with the family of his fellow Idea Seeker Skeeter, going to school, playing sports, and cracking jokes.
Thanks for taking the time to talk with us today, Riley.
Thanks guys! Hey, wanna hear a joke? What goes "Tick Tock Woof?" A watch dog! Ha! Get it?
Heh, that's cute. So tell us, Riley—what do you like the most about being an Idea Seeker Diplomat?
I love making new friends! Part of the Diplomat's job is to meet people from other cultures and teach them about being an Idea Seeker, getting in touch with the Essence, and learning about Energy Efficiency to help fight Global Climate Change. And it's a great way to meet girls, too! Ha! Say, how does the ocean pay its water bill?
Um, I don't know.
With sand dollars! Hahahaha!
So... moving on, King Daveau recently announced he was sending Idea Seeker spies undercover to determine what the latest plans of the Darkness are. We've heard you're one of the best spies the Idea Seekers have.
Oh, I do all right. ... Haha, who am I kidding? I'm a GREAT spy! Don't ask me why, but some people don't believe talking dogs exist, so when I act like a plain ol' pup, people will say anything around me!
So, will you be part of this latest mission?
What kind of shoes do mice wear?
That doesn't answer our—
Riley, could you please answer our—
It's a secret mission, guys! Even if I were part of it, I couldn't tell you, could I?
Well, I suppose that makes sense.
Hey! Like what the one penny said to the other penny!
"If we got together, we'd really make cents!"
Riley, thanks very much for your time.
Time! Hey! What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Ah, Riley, like I said thanks very much for your time.
It's time to get a new fence! Ha Ha, new fence—get it? Ha ha, I just love that one. Wait I have more, lemme think...
Well we have to go for now. Thanks Riley. Anyone who wants to hear more can always visit the Diplomat Chambers in the Training Tower and click on "Riley's Just Joking Around" on the Diplomat Stage.