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Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You're too young to smoke!
Hope, 9 United Kingdom
Q: Why are giraffes' necks so long?
A: Because they can't stand the smell of their feet!
Mouse, 11 Kuwait
Q: What animal has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog - because it croaks every night!
Carlie, 10 USA
Q: What did the mamma sheep say to the baby sheep when the baby Sheep got in trouble?
A: You've been baaaaad!
Elizabeth, 12 USA
Q: Why is basketball such a messy sport?
A: Because the players dribble all over the court!
Catherine, 10 USA
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