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Q: Why don't we see any flying dinosaurs today?
A: No air traffic controller would clear one for landing.
Jessie - 12 - AUSTRALIA
Q: Where did the rat go to fix his tail?
A: The Re-tail store!
Cristal - 11 - UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
Q: On your left are 3 Ostriches. On your right is a herd of gazelles being chased by a lion. In front of you are 4 deer. Behind you are 5 stampeding horses. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
A: Get off the Merry-Go-Round!
Zach - 10 - CANADA
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke".
Marnie - 6 - UNITED KINGDOM
Q: If the red house is in the north, and green house is in the west, where is the white house?
A: Washington D.C.!
Giselle - 10 - UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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