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Q: On your left are 3 Ostriches. On your right is a herd of gazelles being chased by a lion. In front of you are 4 deer. Behind you are 5 stampeding horses. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
A: Get off the Merry-Go-Round!
Zach - 10 - CANADA
Q: What do you need to cure lemons?
Galvin - 10 - UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
Q: I appear twice in a moment, once in a minute but never in a thousand years. What am I?
A: The letter "m".
Zeinab - 10 - AUSTRALIA
Q: What did the fish say to the fisherman?
A: Drop me a line!
Suzy - 12 - UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
Q: What did one electron say to the other when they touched?
A: Ouch! Static electricity hurts!
Jeremy - 13 - UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)